Three American guys who perpetually strike out with the ladies travel to Europe and embark on an adventure through the continent filled with drinking, dancing, and partying while dodging gypsies, gangsters, and soccer hooligans to get to the world's hottest club.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jake LewisNick | Nick |
 Jonny LessaniCarlos | Carlos |
 Rell BattleTerrel | Terrel |
 Eric RobertsUncle Nicky | Uncle Nicky |
 Micaela SchäferCutie | Cutie |
 Bobby EmprechtingerMr. Chase | Mr. Chase |
 Tom BarcalBV | BV |
 Sabine PetzlSandy | Sandy |
 Leila CiancagliniValentina | Valentina |
 Ron Jeremyhimself | himself |
 Zachi NoyIgor | Igor |
| SSonia MonroyCaptain Flores | Captain Flores |
 Liliana ArriagaMaria | Maria |
 Gilbert von SohlernJohn | John |
| FFrancis PotzelsbergerFranz | Franz |
| DDenis SusljikDino | Dino |
| SSimon MortonPriest | Priest |
| NNorbert HaubnerRatty | Ratty |
 Erika JordanJane | Jane |
 Robin BainTiffany | Tiffany |
| MMandy LangeVictoria | Victoria |
 Egzonita AlaZoey | Zoey |
| CCarola SteingruberFarm Girl | Farm Girl |
| JJessica BachLuna | Luna |
| IIman AmitySandro | Sandro |
 Mailin MarreroMartha | Martha |
 Daria TrenkwalderMarie | Marie |
 Pia RaunjakJulia | Julia |
 Sarah VandellaJessica | Jessica |
 Carlotta ChampagneYoga Girl #2 | Yoga Girl #2 |