Working from the original Worst England XI first assembled in 2010, the program re-examines the evidence to see if this line-up was conclusive or if new players make the team.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tom DavisSelf - Narrator (voice) | Self - Narrator (voice) |
 James RichardsonSelf | Self |
 Will BestSelf | Self |
| DDes ClarkeSelf | Self |
| TTom CraineSelf | Self |
| MMarlon DavisSelf | Self |
| TTom DeaconSelf | Self |
| SSam DelaneySelf | Self |
| AAlice FelgateSelf | Self |
 Raphael HonigsteinSelf | Self |
| MMartha KelnerSelf | Self |
 JJ OlatunjiSelf (as KSI) | Self (as KSI) |
 Marek LarwoodSelf | Self |
| JJonathan Angelus LiewSelf | Self |
| PPaul MacInnesSelf | Self |
| IIain MacintoshSelf | Self |
| CChris MartinSelf | Self |
| JJon McClureSelf | Self |
 Clemmie MoodieSelf | Self |