Elijah is the pious, chummy... and alcoholic prophet, whose yearly antics have graced Jewish households for ages every Passover. Unfortunately for the childlike servant of God, not everyone understands drunk driving can be a divine right.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Art HindleElijah the Prophet | Elijah the Prophet |
 Howard JeromeDavid Goldberg | David Goldberg |
| AAva Claire PrestonMadelyn Goldberg | Madelyn Goldberg |
 Melanie Nicholls-KingOfficer Walker | Officer Walker |
 Carlos DiazBrian Levy | Brian Levy |
 Brianna D'AguannoKatie Levy | Katie Levy |
 Derek HerdCellmate | Cellmate |
 Tonya WilliamsConstable Jackie Calvert | Constable Jackie Calvert |
 David CormicanThe Hand of God | The Hand of God |