A curtain raiser for the 1995-6 football season and a state of the Premiership comedy drama about the corrupt world of football. Sir Bob is a football club chairman and megalomaniac. As the season draws to a climax his club are staring into the abyss of relegation. Can new manager Ted save City from the drop?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 James BolamTed Whitehead | Ted Whitehead |
 Tim MatthewsDean West | Dean West |
| JJohn BrobbeyLeo Walcott | Leo Walcott |
| PPaul ClarksonDavid Biggs | David Biggs |
| JJames BannonGary Roebuck | Gary Roebuck |
 Timothy WestSir Bob Luckton | Sir Bob Luckton |
 Ged SimmonsTommy Smith | Tommy Smith |
 Brian PettiferCliff Tutley | Cliff Tutley |
 Kevin McNallyJake Leach | Jake Leach |
 Sam KellyRon Griffiths | Ron Griffiths |
 Anastasia HilleSylvia Tench | Sylvia Tench |
 Lee CornesJournalist | Journalist |
 Susie BlakeGlenda Whitehead | Glenda Whitehead |
| MMorgan JonesDeef | Deef |
 Paul BigleySpode | Spode |
| DDebra GillettJenny | Jenny |
 Jake WoodMick | Mick |
 Paul McNeillyLes | Les |
 Rob BrydonRadio Commentator | Radio Commentator |
 Peter HowittSteve Denton | Steve Denton |
| PPhilip PopeReferee | Referee |