A sexy soap opera actress, a Hollywood movie star, a has-been tabloid journalist, a Mafia Boss and a drug lord fight zombie pirates.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tara ReidTara Reid | Tara Reid |
 Dustin DiamondShawn St. Clair | Shawn St. Clair |
 Jesse JaneKatie Castle | Katie Castle |
 Clark Gable IIIClark | Clark |
 Jason DavisHayden Fleming | Hayden Fleming |
 Vinny VellaThe Cigar | The Cigar |
 Vince OfferSelf | Self |
 Jacob SouthwickThe King of Zombie Pirates | The King of Zombie Pirates |
 Akebono TarōZombie Pirate Lord | Zombie Pirate Lord |
 Tofiga Fepulea'iZombie Pirate | Zombie Pirate |
| IIkaika KahoanoZombie Pirate Surfer | Zombie Pirate Surfer |
| FFesuiai ViliamuZombie Pirate | Zombie Pirate |
| UUelese PetaiaEl Chapo | El Chapo |
| DDavid TuaZombie Pirate | Zombie Pirate |
 Dan IgeZombie Pirate First Mate | Zombie Pirate First Mate |
| TTim Waikiki MitipeloZombie Pirate | Zombie Pirate |