The famous Chik-fil-A cow is brought onto a talk show to promote a mysterious new product
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| AAntoun Amgad Zaki AbdelmelekThe Cow | The Cow |
| RReegan MehrensChick-fil-A Translator | Chick-fil-A Translator |
| SSebastian AccettaTimmy Talon | Timmy Talon |
| CChance RichardsonGuy with Burger | Guy with Burger |