A humanoid alien lands on earth, and soon discovers he likes to eat Italian. Italian people, that is. Incompetent detective McSorely is the only one with a clue about what's going on, and even his grasp of the situation isn't too firm. The rest of the police force thinks he's crazy, while the alien continues sampling the Italian cuisine of New York City.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ron SilverMickey McSorely | Mickey McSorely |
 Sharon SharthJudge Cheryl Cohen (as Sharon Schlarth) | Judge Cheryl Cohen (as Sharon Schlarth) |
 Pat RyanMurray Creature (as R. L. Ryan) | Murray Creature (as R. L. Ryan) |
| JJohn J. FlemingPolice Captain | Police Captain |
 Robert SilverPusher | Pusher |
| MMimi CecchiniGrandmother | Grandmother |
| TTony MoundroukasZepoli Kid | Zepoli Kid |
 Frank NastasiPick-Up Driver | Pick-Up Driver |
| PPeter WaldrenDinkleman | Dinkleman |
 Gabriel BarreMime | Mime |
| RRuth JaroslowCrossing Guard | Crossing Guard |
| GGeorge Peter RyanNarcotics Cop | Narcotics Cop |
 Lou CriscuoloItalian Ices Vendor | Italian Ices Vendor |
 Tom MardirosianScarpetti | Scarpetti |
 Louis TurenneDr. Gretel | Dr. Gretel |
 Matt FischelDistrict Attorney | District Attorney |
| JJoe BarrettBartender | Bartender |
 Brian EversMan on Phone | Man on Phone |
 Malachi ThroneOpera Announcer | Opera Announcer |
| AAnthony BishopOld Man | Old Man |