A black comedy that was produced but immediately went into arbitration and was seemingly not released.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SScott AguilarDoctor | Doctor |
 Amy BenedictTriage Nurse | Triage Nurse |
 Jeremiah BirkettOfficer Lewis | Officer Lewis |
| DDavid F. FrankelDoctor | Doctor |
 Anita GilletteBetty | Betty |
 Jon HammRed Headed Cop | Red Headed Cop |
 Robert KatimsMr. Carmichael | Mr. Carmichael |
| SScott LincolnFrankie | Frankie |
 Jack McGeeHalloway | Halloway |
 Michael MilhoanRodney | Rodney |
 Nick OffermanLaredo | Laredo |
 Angela PatonMrs. Carmichael | Mrs. Carmichael |
 Max PerlichLester | Lester |
 Ray WalstonPappy | Pappy |
 Lisa Ann WalterJanet | Janet |
 William WindomFred | Fred |