In this spoof of Playboy, E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi is a video magazine mogul who's invited several famous comedians to the premiere of the new issue. They get to meet his stars like the playmate of the month and the sex advice columnist.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Don CalfaE. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi | E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi |
 Cleavon LittleEdmundo | Edmundo |
 Pat McCormickSonny Patterson | Sonny Patterson |
 Andra AkersMona | Mona |
 Eddie DeezenNot listed | Not listed |
 Monique GabrielleCharmaine | Charmaine |
 Carol WayneRegine | Regine |
 Jonathan WintersEmerson Foosnagel III | Emerson Foosnagel III |
 Robert HegyesRaoul | Raoul |
 Bo HopkinsSelf | Self |
| PPeter IsacksenMel Issacksen | Mel Issacksen |
 Elaine JoyceJoyce | Joyce |
 Betty ThomasHerself | Herself |
 Robert MandanEarl The Bartender | Earl The Bartender |
 Carlos PalominoSelf | Self |
 Leslee BremmerNymphet / Announcer | Nymphet / Announcer |
 Robert SacchiMr. Trowel | Mr. Trowel |