In this sophomoric comedy, a lusty adolescent British hockey team heads for Holland where they find something far more interesting than tulips and windmills: gorgeous, lusty women. They are so busy pursuing romance that they forget all about their upcoming match.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bill PatersonMr Mole | Mr Mole |
 Colin FirthNeil Truelove | Neil Truelove |
 Timothy SpallLyndon Baines Jellicoe | Lyndon Baines Jellicoe |
| JJohn WellsHeadmaster | Headmaster |
 James WilbyDundine | Dundine |
 Daniel ChattoFforde | Fforde |
 Adrian LukisMurray | Murray |
 Colin McFarlaneMkwela | Mkwela |
 Robert AddieCone | Cone |
 Chris BeaumontSimon | Simon |
| MMichael ParkhouseRoote | Roote |
| GGuy ManningThornton | Thornton |
| HHywel Williams-EllisLamb | Lamb |
| IIan MichieMacGregor | MacGregor |
| GGusta GerritsenRomelia | Romelia |
 Sylvia MillecamGreetje | Greetje |
 Anne Wil BlankersMrs. van der Merwe | Mrs. van der Merwe |
| EErik PlooyerMr. van der Merwe | Mr. van der Merwe |
| SStephanie VerwijmerenAnna van der Merwe | Anna van der Merwe |
 Dick van den ToornKees van der Merwe | Kees van der Merwe |
| DDavid NevilleMr Ashby | Mr Ashby |
 Alex LoweBoy with Bell | Boy with Bell |
 Catherine ChevalierFrench Girl | French Girl |
 Julia VerdinFrench Girl | French Girl |
 Anna Bergman1st Prostitute | 1st Prostitute |
| MMitzi Mueller2nd Prostitute | 2nd Prostitute |