The story of two hopeless crims, Rabbit and Rongo. Out of jail they regroup and battle old girlfriends, bikie gangs and their own stupid plans and schemes. They team up with other petty criminals, Jimmy Speed, Pothead and Droptank. This series is based on true dumb crimes from around the world only the names have been changed to expose the guilty. The old saying goes, crime doesn't pay... Well, it pays less if you're a DUMB CRIMINAL.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Angry AndersonAngry | Angry |
| DDavid BlazejkoDealer Three | Dealer Three |
 Ashley AvciJunkie / Ashley / Rhianne | Junkie / Ashley / Rhianne |
| BBenny BoganPothead (as Benny Maclean) | Pothead (as Benny Maclean) |
| DDavid CooperJohnno | Johnno |
 Elle DaweSharnelle | Sharnelle |
| CCarter-Jermaine EveringhamLittle Rongo | Little Rongo |
 Paul FenechRabbit / Rabbit's Dad | Rabbit / Rabbit's Dad |
| MMichael HandleyTiny | Tiny |
| MMurray HarmanDetective Darren | Detective Darren |