A man finds an uzi in the local park. Detective Richard Pasta is on the case.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Josh ZoepfelDick Pasta | Dick Pasta |
 Nick WanderseeDude | Dude |
| GGrace AgneMelanie | Melanie |
| MMadi BowenMallory | Mallory |
| SSteve KampChief Hardass | Chief Hardass |
| TTyler SmithSkeeball | Skeeball |
| DDusty SpringerPark Bench Aficionado | Park Bench Aficionado |