Nothing seems to go right for Colin, no matter how he tries. No one is offering him writing work, and his marriage is disintegrating. Why can't he be smooth and confident as he imagines other men to be?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paul McGannColin | Colin |
 Phoebe NichollsSarah | Sarah |
 Adrian DunbarJohn | John |
 Arkie WhiteleyMary | Mary |
 Alfred MolinaThe Italian | The Italian |
| SSam PrestonGeorge | George |
 Tony SlatteryBennett | Bennett |
 Caroline GuthrieDenise | Denise |
 Fiona VictoryPenny | Penny |
 Ian RedfordKen | Ken |
| MMichelle WadeSandie | Sandie |
| EEmma D'InvernoJane | Jane |
 Liz SmithAgent | Agent |
 Rupert Holliday-EvansNed | Ned |
 Danny WebbActor | Actor |
| MMax Stafford-ClarkMax (Self) | Max (Self) |
 Olivier PierreEverly | Everly |
| RRic WadsworthGerry | Gerry |
 Hal LindesFloyd | Floyd |
 Anna Savva1st Greek Woman | 1st Greek Woman |
| GGeorgia Clarke2nd Greek Woman | 2nd Greek Woman |
 Frederik de GrootDutch Man | Dutch Man |
| MMartina BerneDutch Woman | Dutch Woman |
| RRuddy L. DavisGuard | Guard |
| DDenise MargettsReceptionist | Receptionist |
| KKatherine BestSarah's Assistant | Sarah's Assistant |
| SSimone ParfaittGirl in Restaurant | Girl in Restaurant |