The world is wobbling, and Ilona is wobbling with it. In an act of hectic hyperintrospection, we discover Ilona's inner self as it explores the ragged landscapes of dating culture, digitally and physically. Will she find true love along the way?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| IIlona PatakiIlona | Ilona |
| UUrielUriel | Uriel |
| MMark NortonPizza Guy | Pizza Guy |
| MMathias Obrzut6'2" (actually 6'4") | 6'2" (actually 6'4") |
| JJago Campbelljosh Hinge | josh Hinge |