Annie Kirk's life is in chaos. She is broke, unemployed, can't pay her poll tax and has two boyfriends she wants to be shot of. She is determined to break out, but how can she get the cash? Annie dreams up an ingenious plan - having a baby. The plan has alarming consequences.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jenny McCrindleAnnie Kirk | Annie Kirk |
 Kevin McNallySlick | Slick |
 Peter CapaldiWillie | Willie |
| MMandy MatthewsSheena | Sheena |
| BBilly McElhaneyHickey | Hickey |
| JJanette FoggoMaureen | Maureen |
 Ewan StewartDHSS Man | DHSS Man |
| VVirginia StarkAnnie's Mum | Annie's Mum |
 Craig FergusonBig Mick | Big Mick |
| BBilly McCollKenny | Kenny |
| PPamela KellyYoga Instructor | Yoga Instructor |
| FFrank GallagherBarman | Barman |
| MMarc DaviesAnnie's Brother | Annie's Brother |
 Kate DonnellyJuicy Fruit Girl | Juicy Fruit Girl |
 Louise GoodallCondom Girl | Condom Girl |
| SSusan NisbetGo Go Dancer | Go Go Dancer |
| MMartin McCardiePoliceman in Pub | Policeman in Pub |