Sent to the Berkshires to focus on his next album, disillusioned rap star Money Merc abruptly announces his retirement on Twitter. After Merc's announcement, his manager rushes to the countryside to lure him back into the music industry.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Freddie GibbsMercury 'Money Merc' Maxwell | Mercury 'Money Merc' Maxwell |
 Bob TarasukBob | Bob |
 Jamie NeumannMichaele | Michaele |
 David KrumholtzPaul | Paul |
 Sharon WashingtonDarlene | Darlene |
| CCarl VolzHardware Store Clerk | Hardware Store Clerk |
| MMichael 'Bucky' PasquarellaWindshield Technician | Windshield Technician |
| HHernan OrozcoHernan | Hernan |
| JJared SmithJared | Jared |
| CCole TarasukCole | Cole |
| SSusan TarasukHardware Store Cashier | Hardware Store Cashier |
| BBoris PalaciosMusic Blogger | Music Blogger |
| LLori EvansLori | Lori |
| LLeon MichelsLeon | Leon |
| HHenry PetersonH | H |
| TTywan JerniganWhite | White |
| KKennySkunk | Skunk |
| EElla Jolie KingElla | Ella |
| PPolly MacintyrePolly | Polly |
 Scott MackenzieWarren | Warren |