Vampire Queen Penelope and the intellectual Harold are living in a homeless camp, and they decide to go out and see the world.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dawna Lee HeisingPenelope the Vampire Queen | Penelope the Vampire Queen |
 Ken MayHarold the Vampire Intellectual | Harold the Vampire Intellectual |
 LeJon StewartBoris | Boris |
| BBill HouskeeperIvan | Ivan |
 Deborah DutchAndrea | Andrea |
| HHeather Joseph-WithamAnastasia | Anastasia |
| VVito TrabuccoMr. Sumner | Mr. Sumner |
| VVera R. TaylorMrs. Cooper | Mrs. Cooper |
| WWalter HochbruecknerMr. Cooper | Mr. Cooper |
| KKelly BourquinMrs. Anderson | Mrs. Anderson |
| SScott BourquinMr. Anderson | Mr. Anderson |
 Joanna FangSara | Sara |
| RRenah WolzingerRamona | Ramona |
| JJim DunlapEthan | Ethan |
| CCraig RailsbackPierre | Pierre |
| DDan KennedyEdward | Edward |
| MMendy WinogradDavid | David |
| RRebecca WolzingerMia | Mia |