See the hideous Monsters from the bowels of Canoga Park and Beyond! Hear the moans of Passion and the screams of Terror! Gasp at the Attack of the Twelve-Foot Dildos!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Randy SpearsRip Rockwell / Trent / The Monster | Rip Rockwell / Trent / The Monster |
 SerenitySuzie Cheesecake / Judy / Dr. Shelley | Suzie Cheesecake / Judy / Dr. Shelley |
 Danielle RogersZombie / Villager | Zombie / Villager |
 Jewel De'NyleClitora | Clitora |
| KKary EversLabius | Labius |
 Sana FeyTabitha | Tabitha |
 Shanna McCulloughVulva | Vulva |
 Stephanie SwiftLesbian Zombie | Lesbian Zombie |
 Ursula MooreFarm Girl | Farm Girl |
 Mickey G.Hatseed #1 | Hatseed #1 |
 Herschel SavageGeneral Slowmo | General Slowmo |
 Ian DanielsHayseed #2 | Hayseed #2 |
 Anthony CraneHarry Balls / Dick Hurtin / Movie Usher / Police Captain / Commando Leader / John / Villager / farmer Dad | Harry Balls / Dick Hurtin / Movie Usher / Police Captain / Commando Leader / John / Villager / farmer Dad |
| SSteve JusticeHayseed #3 | Hayseed #3 |