Don Rodolfo is a shameless libertine, the greatest swordsman the world has ever seen and a total idiot. Now barricaded inside a remote tavern, surrounded by the Catalan army and facing almost certain death, Rodolfo has ten minutes to drink a bottle of Valdepañas and tell his epic tale.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCiaran DowdDon Rodolfo | Don Rodolfo |
 Jayde AdamsBurke | Burke |
 Ariyon BakareCarlos | Carlos |
 Abbie HernMargarita | Margarita |