The head of a big movie studio is pulling his hair out because the company is bankrupt unless they can find a writer for a smash comedy. An aspiring writer is awaiting outside the office and the producer agrees to see him. He listens while the writer tells his story and acts the numerous parts. The story is rotten, but the producer lets him escape while vowing vengeance on any other author who would read his story aloud.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Max DavidsonMr. Browning - Movie Producer | Mr. Browning - Movie Producer |
 Stuart HolmesAspiring Screenwriter | Aspiring Screenwriter |
 Spec O'DonnellOffice Boy | Office Boy |
 James FinlaysonVivien's Suitor | Vivien's Suitor |
 Vivien OaklandVivien | Vivien |
 Frank ButlerFinn's Rival | Finn's Rival |
 Jerry MandySecond Office Boy | Second Office Boy |
 Tyler BrookeSecond Screenwriter | Second Screenwriter |
 Fay WrayNot listed | Not listed |
 Sammy BrooksNot listed | Not listed |
 Kathleen CollinsNot listed | Not listed |
 Dick GilbertNot listed | Not listed |
 William GillespieNot listed | Not listed |
 Helen GilmoreNot listed | Not listed |
| JJackie HanesNot listed | Not listed |
 Lucien LittlefieldNot listed | Not listed |
 Fred MalatestaNot listed | Not listed |
| JJules MendelNot listed | Not listed |
 Molly O'DayNot listed | Not listed |
| LLaura RoessingNot listed | Not listed |
 George RoweBarber | Barber |
 Yorke SherwoodNot listed | Not listed |
 Martha SleeperNot listed | Not listed |
 Marjorie WhiteisNot listed | Not listed |
 Noah YoungNot listed | Not listed |