National Lampoons mockery of everything that is wrong with cable TV.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lynn RedgraveDr. Van Helsing | Dr. Van Helsing |
 Rodger BumpassNot listed | Not listed |
 Peter ElblingDragula | Dragula |
 Alice PlaytenVarious Roles | Various Roles |
 James WiddoesNot listed | Not listed |
 Lee WilkofNot listed | Not listed |
| MMichael SimmonsNot listed | Not listed |
| SSarah DurkeeNot listed | Not listed |
 Henry GibsonSelf | Self |