A black comedy set in a funeral home.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lynn-Holly JohnsonTesia Papadapacropolis | Tesia Papadapacropolis |
| TTom PardewDon | Don |
 Linnea QuigleyMona | Mona |
| DDavid Michael O'NeillAlbert | Albert |
 Billy BartyCrosby | Crosby |
 Ruth BuzziWidow Knockerby | Widow Knockerby |
| MMurray LangstonHope | Hope |
 Yvonne CraigLucille | Lucille |
 Nita TalbotMrs. Shlumsky | Mrs. Shlumsky |
 Gary OwensMinister | Minister |
 Dawn WildsmithSable Coats | Sable Coats |
| RRaymond DavisMr. Coats | Mr. Coats |
 Jason LoganDesmond | Desmond |
| IIzzy RedmanPapadapacropolis | Papadapacropolis |
| SSue RihrShelly | Shelly |
| DDaniel TrentPhelps | Phelps |
| MMark VolandScott | Scott |
| RRick EyeBeach Bum | Beach Bum |
| KKort FalkenbergCake Man | Cake Man |
| CClif GordonDriver | Driver |
| TTosha GriggsLittle Girl | Little Girl |
| GGerry LockSenior Citizen | Senior Citizen |
| KKathe WeeksCannon Girl | Cannon Girl |
 K.C. WinklerDispatcher | Dispatcher |
 Robert GalloNot listed | Not listed |