Dick and Jane Drop Acid. They Die
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJeff EyresCosmo | Cosmo |
| CCarolyn McDermottLamp Post Girl | Lamp Post Girl |
 Matt MitlerGrandma | Grandma |
| DDavid WellsMr. Fork | Mr. Fork |
| PPatrick NimmoDick | Dick |
| CC.C. PulitzerJane | Jane |
| MMavis HarrisNaropa | Naropa |
 Jennifer PrichardEsalen | Esalen |
| LLuis CaballeroKen | Ken |
 Frank SengerTimothy | Timothy |
| PPaula WardenJackie | Jackie |
| KKevin A. BrownFudge | Fudge |
| HHoward ArnesonNarrator | Narrator |
| JJohnny CoyleElf | Elf |
| OOnee TuckerIon | Ion |
| JJohn P. ConnollyChron | Chron |
| LLinda HillJane's Mom | Jane's Mom |
| DDale GoodsonJane's Dad | Jane's Dad |
| TTodd AlcottDruggie In Suit | Druggie In Suit |
 Chuck MontgomeryGuitar Guy | Guitar Guy |
| SSue ScarlettSingin' Druggie | Singin' Druggie |
| DDavid ChesterGuy With Tongue | Guy With Tongue |
| PPamela AlsterLeggy Dancer | Leggy Dancer |
| KKaren A. AndrosJello Girl | Jello Girl |
| TTed BausHip Partier | Hip Partier |
| RRichard E. ChinNon-Hip Partier | Non-Hip Partier |
| BBrendan ConnollyWasted Partier | Wasted Partier |
| CCorinne GervaiDancer In Hat | Dancer In Hat |
| NNoelle KalomPartier | Partier |
| LLeslie MarkerPartier | Partier |