A male mattress tries to attract a female mattress by relating all of the different kinds of sexual activities that have occurred on top of him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| AA.S. SpumpinNot listed | Not listed |
| RRod ShortenedNot listed | Not listed |
 Nikki HessNewlywed | Newlywed |
 Trish PradoMaid | Maid |
 Nina FauseBlonde in Warehouse | Blonde in Warehouse |
| FFranklin AnthonyNewlywed | Newlywed |
| PPaul ScharfWarehouse Worker | Warehouse Worker |
 Anthony SpinelliThe Bed (voice) | The Bed (voice) |