 Rob SchneiderDeuce Bigalow | Deuce Bigalow |
 Eddie GriffinT.J. Hicks | T.J. Hicks |
 Jeroen KrabbéGaspar Voorsboch | Gaspar Voorsboch |
 Til SchweigerHeinz Hummer | Heinz Hummer |
 Douglas SillsChadsworth Buckingham, III | Chadsworth Buckingham, III |
 Carlos PonceRodrigo | Rodrigo |
 Charles KeatingGian-Carlo | Gian-Carlo |
 Hanna VerboomEva | Eva |
 Alex DimitriadesEnzo Giarraputo | Enzo Giarraputo |
 Kostas SommerAssapopoulos Mariolis | Assapopoulos Mariolis |
 Federico DordeiMahmoud | Mahmoud |
 Oded FehrAntoine Laconte | Antoine Laconte |
| TTony FishLil' Kim (as Topper) | Lil' Kim (as Topper) |
 Elisabetta CanalisLady in Castle | Lady in Castle |
| WWillie GaultBlack Man in Airport | Black Man in Airport |
 Katie DownesSexy Window Washer | Sexy Window Washer |
 Kelly BrookBeautiful Woman in Painting | Beautiful Woman in Painting |
 Jimmy GardnerKaiser | Kaiser |
| MMonika KuczowskaTopless Weather Lady | Topless Weather Lady |
 Fred ArmisenFrenchman (uncredited) | Frenchman (uncredited) |
 Arija BareikisKate Bigalow (uncredited) | Kate Bigalow (uncredited) |
 John FarleyNaked Bike Cop (uncredited) | Naked Bike Cop (uncredited) |
 Norm MacdonaldEarl McManus (uncredited) | Earl McManus (uncredited) |
 Adam SandlerJavier Sandooski (uncredited) | Javier Sandooski (uncredited) |
| HHilton MyburghDiego Verga | Diego Verga |
 Wimie WilhelmHeavyset Maid | Heavyset Maid |
 Joop KasteelSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
 SuChin PakNewscaster Susie Parks | Newscaster Susie Parks |
| VVeronica DevenishOlder Blind Woman | Older Blind Woman |
 Vincent MartellaBilly | Billy |
