Dennis Pennis lives, in Cannes, New York and London, or does he? Because someone wants to take him down.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paul KayeDennis Pennis/Mike Strutter/Tony Cream/Brian Munich/Ken Touken/Lloyd Richmond/Labian Quest/Bob Boonah/Kenny Dogleash | Dennis Pennis/Mike Strutter/Tony Cream/Brian Munich/Ken Touken/Lloyd Richmond/Labian Quest/Bob Boonah/Kenny Dogleash |
 David WalliamsAnthony Cream Jnr./Merlin Boast | Anthony Cream Jnr./Merlin Boast |
 Matt Lucas'The Quill' | 'The Quill' |
 Vicki PepperdineJenny Puss/Business Woman (as Vicky Pepperdine) | Jenny Puss/Business Woman (as Vicky Pepperdine) |