In the not too distant future nincompoops are in charge, free thinkers are locked up, and some believe Bigfoot controls the major TV networks with a hat he constructed from windshield wiper blades. Intrepid woman chaser, Scott Vicious, and revolutionary madman, Franklin Musclewhite, may be America's last hope.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBill AllredVicious | Vicious |
 Sina AmedsonSheriff Butler | Sheriff Butler |
 Bill GillaneSheriff at the Gate | Sheriff at the Gate |
| DDan MorleyFranklin | Franklin |
 Stefene RussellT. T. Swackhumma | T. T. Swackhumma |