A salesman and a sexologist have misadventures with plot development determined by the votes of the studio audience.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jean SimmonsPhoebe Masterson | Phoebe Masterson |
 Bob NewhartJohn Hobson | John Hobson |
 Jill St. JohnAndrea Winters | Andrea Winters |
 Lou JacobiLt. Ettinger | Lt. Ettinger |
 John CarradineRailroad Ticket Clerk | Railroad Ticket Clerk |
 Royal DanoTex | Tex |
 Totie FieldsNot listed | Not listed |
 Art LundNot listed | Not listed |
 Charles Nelson ReillyNot listed | Not listed |
 Estelle WinwoodNot listed | Not listed |
 Nancy WalkerNot listed | Not listed |
| CCliff CarnellNot listed | Not listed |
 Cesare DanovaDieter Klaus | Dieter Klaus |
| SStu GilliamNot listed | Not listed |
 H.B. HaggertyLars | Lars |
| DDoug JenkinsNot listed | Not listed |
| DDennis ParnellLute Player / Singer | Lute Player / Singer |
| JJoe SteadNot listed | Not listed |
 Paul LeClairHippie Usher (uncredited) | Hippie Usher (uncredited) |