Guy Maddin flies to Kansas City, Missouri, in a vain attempt to save cinema as it continues to die from contempt and neglect.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Guy MaddinHimself | Himself |
 Lloyd KaufmanHimself | Himself |
 Lydia LunchNarrator | Narrator |
| KKevin WohlerThe Cinema Curmudgeon | The Cinema Curmudgeon |
| JJessica FaheyThe Nurse | The Nurse |
| SShelly JenningsThe Woman | The Woman |
| BBlaise MankThe Child | The Child |