Two lifelong friends vie for the affection of the same woman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harry 'Snub' PollardAbner Maize | Abner Maize |
 James ParrottLucian Dillgiggle | Lucian Dillgiggle |
 William GillespieEbben Tizzle | Ebben Tizzle |
| BBeth DarlingtonThe Daughter | The Daughter |