 Brian PothDean Feuer | Dean Feuer |
| SSimon BilligGuy Fox | Guy Fox |
| AAlex CainEdison Lindsey | Edison Lindsey |
| DDavid QuaneSteve | Steve |
| CCrystal KeithKatherine | Katherine |
 Anastasia SakelarisSamantha | Samantha |
| SScott DoorleyNick | Nick |
 Dave FinkelFinkel | Finkel |
| RRoger SteffensBen Veelchez | Ben Veelchez |
 Laurie FortierAnnie | Annie |
| KKatrina GibsonBettie French | Bettie French |
 Monique ParentBravetart | Bravetart |
| JJack MaxwellMax/Hamlet | Max/Hamlet |
 Christopher GorhamReal Happy Fella | Real Happy Fella |
| BBen WexlerHowie, the Director | Howie, the Director |
| JJessie S. MarionJudy, his Assistant | Judy, his Assistant |
| LLillian AdamsUniversity Teller | University Teller |
 Ryan BollmanHarry | Harry |
| GGreg DemosGuided by Voices / Bass | Guided by Voices / Bass |
| NNate FarleyGuided by Voices / Guitar & Backup Vocals | Guided by Voices / Guitar & Backup Vocals |
| DDoug GillardGuided by Voices / Guitar & Backup Vocals | Guided by Voices / Guitar & Backup Vocals |
| CChristopher R. JoyceCafe Waiter | Cafe Waiter |
| PPhillip LeonardPhil | Phil |
| JJim MacPhersonGuided by Voices / Drums | Guided by Voices / Drums |
| RRichard MarionCircus Boss | Circus Boss |
 Robert PollardGuided by Voices / Vocals | Guided by Voices / Vocals |
 Ray QuirogaWaiter | Waiter |
| MMichael ReedSpaceland Bartender | Spaceland Bartender |
| TTony RogersNewsreel Announcer | Newsreel Announcer |
| CChris RudlandGrouchy Bartender | Grouchy Bartender |