Bernard Fripp is told by his doctor that he has only 30 minutes left to live. This sets Bernard bumbling off on a mission to live his final minutes to the fullest.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rowan AtkinsonBernard Fripp | Bernard Fripp |
 Nigel HawthorneDoctor | Doctor |
 Jim BroadbentVicar | Vicar |
 Rupert EverettBank Customer/Blind Man | Bank Customer/Blind Man |
 Greta ScacchiNot listed | Not listed |
 Leslie AshNot listed | Not listed |
 Tim McInnernyCustomer | Customer |
 Alex NortonForeigner | Foreigner |
 Adrian EdmondsonFool | Fool |
 Nigel PlanerBoring Friend | Boring Friend |
 Gorden KayeMoonie | Moonie |
 Nell CampbellFemale Teller | Female Teller |
 Richard CurtisMan in restaurant | Man in restaurant |