Greek assassin, Nikos Malmatakis gets busted big-time at Bournemouth International Airport. Cleaner, Kostas Malmatakis is mistaken for Nico by Tony Judd who assumes he's connecting with his hired gun. Kostas (not exactly the sharpest tool in the box) is swept away on a tide of money, guns and a chick who just won't let go...
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mark ChapmanTony Judd | Tony Judd |
 Shane RitchieNicos Malmatakis | Nicos Malmatakis |
 Andrew SachsKostas Malmatakis | Kostas Malmatakis |
| PPaul EvansTommy | Tommy |
| SSteve HumphriesSelf | Self |
| LLeone SampsonMrs. Judd | Mrs. Judd |
| DDave SullivanTaxi Driver | Taxi Driver |
| DDavid WellerFrazer Morton | Frazer Morton |
 Carol DrinkwaterSelf | Self |