| SSienna AxeSidewalk Tripper | Sidewalk Tripper |
| GGigi BlackMandy Monday | Mandy Monday |
| JJones BlackHeath Romanilsky | Heath Romanilsky |
| AAnthony BonanoBar Fly Cigar Man | Bar Fly Cigar Man |
| CChristopher Derek BrunoJogging Puker | Jogging Puker |
| RRobert CallawayLounging Nimby | Lounging Nimby |
| TTrish CaronJulia Newbern | Julia Newbern |
| EEric CirimeleDelivery Man | Delivery Man |
| JJamison CollinsAnthony Fontana | Anthony Fontana |
| EEric ConwellClambake Bartender | Clambake Bartender |
| RRichard CornyBernard Agee | Bernard Agee |
| JJennifer Morrison DanielsJessica Aguilera | Jessica Aguilera |
| KKristi DulinMrs. Monday | Mrs. Monday |
| JJackson EastAndy Monday | Andy Monday |
| TTara FrankChristina Simpson | Christina Simpson |
| BBruce GrimesDr. Diplo | Dr. Diplo |
| EEric HeadCaptain Timmy | Captain Timmy |
| GGina MackMrs. Gomez | Mrs. Gomez |
| MMarcella MackMimi Taylor | Mimi Taylor |
| MMike MackSimon Gomez | Simon Gomez |
| EEvalynn PeraltaCar Crash Girl | Car Crash Girl |
| AAubrey PrestonAriana Lovato | Ariana Lovato |
| JJohann RangelLance Diaz | Lance Diaz |
| MMichelle RangelShoe Shop Girl | Shoe Shop Girl |
| KKelli RognlieBritney Carey | Britney Carey |
 Michael RognlieAndy Monday | Andy Monday |
| JJasen SamfordRandy Holliday / The Ejaculantern | Randy Holliday / The Ejaculantern |
| NNatalie SamfordMrs. Holliday (voice) | Mrs. Holliday (voice) |
| CChristina SaniniDetective Sawyer | Detective Sawyer |
| MMatthew ScottSantino Matera RN | Santino Matera RN |