Who is the voice behind drops like "Damn son where'd you find this?" A reporter goes on the case to find the answer and finds someone he never expected.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kyle KaplanTeddy Timbleton | Teddy Timbleton |
 Anthony RutowiczPervert | Pervert |
 Rachel Ann MullinsKimberly | Kimberly |
| MMelissa SerresVanessa | Vanessa |
| TTrap-A-HolicsSelf | Self |
 Christopher Mintz-PlasseSelf | Self |
| NNader VegasSelf | Self |