 Josip PeruzovićSelf (as Nikolai Volkoff) | Self (as Nikolai Volkoff) |
| EEmilyanne CusatoJackie Flannagan | Jackie Flannagan |
| EEcho EndlessRaven Madd | Raven Madd |
| RRandall McCannDario Dragani | Dario Dragani |
 Nadia WhiteDaisy Derkins | Daisy Derkins |
 Mark MacknerSilas Killington | Silas Killington |
| SSusanna D'ArcyAlicia Botti | Alicia Botti |
 Dave FerrierEl Gaucho | El Gaucho |
| DDoug LayneSonny Graves | Sonny Graves |
| LLauren LangleySara Tonin | Sara Tonin |
| LLisa PanzerSister Sensei | Sister Sensei |
| KKrystle Ann GriffinSister Slaughter | Sister Slaughter |
| SSarah BiemullerSister Spinkick | Sister Spinkick |
| CCarolyn DixonSister Stiletto | Sister Stiletto |
| SSarah WeberMisty Rex | Misty Rex |
| BBob KaplanManny Murderously / El Guido | Manny Murderously / El Guido |
| QQuinton J. AlexanderNarrator | Narrator |
| AAllison MercierDebbie Derkins | Debbie Derkins |
| NNicholas K. BerkDallas | Dallas |
| RRocky CiarrocchiHellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman | Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman |
| LLogan MacknerYoung Silas Killington | Young Silas Killington |
| CColby MacknerKid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer | Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer |
| CCubby AltobelliSleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan | Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan |