A plumber named Benny tries to find his way around a university, and gets no sense out of the intellectuals who work and study there.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Chris FarloweBenny | Benny |
 Sonja KristinaMaggie | Maggie |
| RRichard BarnesSimon | Simon |
 Gaye BrownJo | Jo |
 Michael AldridgeVice Chancellor | Vice Chancellor |
| CChic MurrayChas the Boilerman | Chas the Boilerman |
 Magnus MagnussonNarrator | Narrator |
 Patrick MooreVisiting Lecturer | Visiting Lecturer |
| CChristina ArtemisDancer | Dancer |
 Peter ChallisDancer | Dancer |
| FFrankie CullDancer | Dancer |
| CColin CunninghamDancer | Dancer |
| EEddie KempDancer | Dancer |
| KKen RobsonDancer | Dancer |
| bbarrie stevensDancer | Dancer |
| JJo ThomasDancer | Dancer |