To get to her Harvard admissions interview, a bright 17-year-old girl is forced to hitch a ride with her twin sister, who is headed to a beauty pageant. Their road trip takes a serious detour when they come into possession of a stolen jewel.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sophie BolenPosh Girl | Posh Girl |
 Kristy SwansonVictoria | Victoria |
 Kevin FarleyChuck | Chuck |
 Deezer DPawnbroker | Pawnbroker |
 Kenton DutyKevin | Kevin |
 Derek BrandonAlex | Alex |
| EElizabeth LabadieMadison Kelly | Madison Kelly |
| LLisa VargaRuth Jeter | Ruth Jeter |
 Patrick MaloneMr. Jenkins | Mr. Jenkins |
 Brian HarringtonCarnie | Carnie |
| JJacqueline LabadieJules Kelly | Jules Kelly |
 Kristen RydaMiss California | Miss California |
| TTonya HawkinsGretchen Brown | Gretchen Brown |
| LLucas MilesSteve | Steve |
 Kennedy MartinSavannah | Savannah |
| JJake KoolHarvard Douchebag | Harvard Douchebag |
 Don E. WillisIce Cream Man | Ice Cream Man |
| WWayne MatychukHarold | Harold |
| DDeb FernandezGas Station Cashier | Gas Station Cashier |
| AAustin MasonEdgar | Edgar |
| AAnthony TirrellPageant Security Gaurd | Pageant Security Gaurd |
| DDan ParksPageant Attendee | Pageant Attendee |