Two guys, one of them a magician, are transporting an ancient chinese vampire who can only be controlled by a series of yellow tapes, and is the ancestor of the other guy. On the way, while flying over Africa, their plane stalls. And of all places, where do they land? That's right, in the village of the tribe of "The Gods Must Be Crazy".
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 N!xauN!xau The Bushman | N!xau The Bushman |
 Lam Ching-YingTaoist priest | Taoist priest |
 Christopher Chan San-HiuTaoist priest assistant | Taoist priest assistant |
 Peter Chan LungVampire | Vampire |
 Peter Pau Tak-HaiMr Szeto | Mr Szeto |
| MMichelle BestbierSusan | Susan |
| SSaul BambergerJohnson | Johnson |
| PPeter MahlanguBrown | Brown |
| BBo KaesjeBall | Ball |
| CChristopher KubhekaFortune | Fortune |
| EElias MeintjiesTree | Tree |
 Paddy O'ByrneNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 Stephen Chow[Narrator] | [Narrator] |
 Richard Ng Man-Tat[Narrator] | [Narrator] |
| Peter Pau Tak-HaiMr. Szeto | Mr. Szeto |
| GGraham ArmitageAuctioneer | Auctioneer |
 Jonathan PienaarAeroplane Pilot | Aeroplane Pilot |
| FFanyana H. SidumoWitch Doctor | Witch Doctor |
 Bruce LeeSelf (archive footage) | Self (archive footage) |