A recently paroled ex-con who has trouble adjusting to the wacky normalcy of life outside of prison. He has spent the last three years behind bars after getting caught committing a crime and taking the rap for his much more dangerous pal.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tim AllenTommy | Tommy |
 Sigourney WeaverViki | Viki |
 Ray LiottaGray | Gray |
 J.K. SimmonsEd | Ed |
 Julie BowenChristy | Christy |
 Kelsey GrammerFrank | Frank |
 Jeanne TripplehornAngela | Angela |
 Helen Slayton-HughesGrandma | Grandma |
 Kenton DutyEthan Papadopolous | Ethan Papadopolous |
 Daniel BookoCooper Luboja | Cooper Luboja |
| KKarle WarrenAlex Luboja | Alex Luboja |
 Robert BakerLance | Lance |
 Casey SanderPrison Guard | Prison Guard |
 Jon GriesEdgar | Edgar |
 Malcolm GoodwinRick | Rick |
 John HaydenJudge Pierce | Judge Pierce |
 Meeghan HolawayTina | Tina |
 Jean St. JamesMrs. Pierce | Mrs. Pierce |
| RRocky La PorteRocky | Rocky |
 Mariano MendozaPrisoner #1 | Prisoner #1 |
 Scarlett ChorvatCindy | Cindy |
 Hector Atreyu RuizPrisoner #2 | Prisoner #2 |
| AAnnie McKnightDrive-Thru Pirate | Drive-Thru Pirate |
| EEvelyn IocolanoDenise/Hygienist | Denise/Hygienist |
| RRosa Nellie RuizMaid | Maid |
| PPaul TrangheseHolding Cell Cop | Holding Cell Cop |
| MMaggie PalomoCounter Person | Counter Person |
 Tahmus RoundsPee Cup Guy | Pee Cup Guy |
| JJeff KueppersSteve/Walking Man | Steve/Walking Man |
 Darla DelgadoGray's Girlfriend | Gray's Girlfriend |