A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| KKeaton ShafferCrabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2 | Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2 |
| SSeth BuraglioJimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith | Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith |
| WWillNewscaster 1 | Newscaster 1 |
| LLeoNewscaster 2 / Picture-Taker | Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker |
| RRomanPodcaster 1 | Podcaster 1 |
| GGannonRapscallion | Rapscallion |
| MMicahPassenger Rapscallion | Passenger Rapscallion |
| MMaryDriver Rapscallion | Driver Rapscallion |
| CCarrieJohn's Mom | John's Mom |
| AAnthonyRobert Rodriguez | Robert Rodriguez |
| CChristianThe Crablantian Crown | The Crablantian Crown |