A grizzled San Francisco reporter recounts his epic manuscript: the tale of two crime families vying for control of the Bay Area.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael ClarkCozy Cool | Cozy Cool |
 Maria ArnoldIrma | Irma |
| JJames HaynieClark Kent Rogers | Clark Kent Rogers |
| WWilliam WeeksBright Eyes | Bright Eyes |
| AAllister SatanaThe Lion | The Lion |
| MMark HaberIra | Ira |
| VVinnie HardinMike | Mike |
 George S. McDonaldMax | Max |
 Joey SilveraGay Vespucchi | Gay Vespucchi |
| KKathy ConnBar Room Kate | Bar Room Kate |
| DDavid PelegJimmy | Jimmy |
| MMary RexrothJimmy's Monthly Wife | Jimmy's Monthly Wife |
| RRoxanne ThunBoutique Bouncer | Boutique Bouncer |
| EEdsel Ford FongChinese Maitre'd | Chinese Maitre'd |
| CCharles GoodeVespucchi Senior | Vespucchi Senior |
| SSashi HughesThe Dry Run | The Dry Run |
| SStanley Kernel CobbDeedles | Deedles |
| FFelicia CraigCozy's Ex-Girlfriend | Cozy's Ex-Girlfriend |
| CCharlene WebbMiss Chopsticks | Miss Chopsticks |
| LLowell PickettStud Bartender | Stud Bartender |