A disillusioned husband and wife take a trip across the Channel, hoping to find themselves. In fact they find the French are not what they expected.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jeremy ChildTim Cork | Tim Cork |
 Clive MerrisonJohn Bottle | John Bottle |
 Jean-Marie ProslierAuguste | Auguste |
| LLouise PurnellAlice Bottle | Alice Bottle |
 Sandy RatcliffLana Cork | Lana Cork |