What happens when two lonely losers and one wild party animal hit the beach for some hot fun in the summer sun? Can they learn to be cool or is cool something you're born with? You'll find out in this hilarious summer beach comedy from Astron-6 that holds its own against the other great beach comedies of years gone by, such as Weekend at Bernie's, Jacob's Ladder, and Hardbodies.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Conor SweeneyChad | Chad |
 Matthew KennedyRick | Rick |
 Adam BrooksMurphy | Murphy |
 Amy GroeningKristine | Kristine |
| MMeredith SweeneyHailie | Hailie |
| FFalcon Van Der BaekThe Mayor's Son | The Mayor's Son |
 Jeremy GillespieBaseball Bat Psychopath | Baseball Bat Psychopath |
 Steven KostanskiShirtless 10 Year Old | Shirtless 10 Year Old |
| KKaelan WongIndifferent Child | Indifferent Child |
| KKayla GagnonObjectified Woman 1 | Objectified Woman 1 |
| CCynthia Wolfe-NolinObjectified Woman 2 | Objectified Woman 2 |
| HHeather SimsObjectified Woman 3 | Objectified Woman 3 |
| JJonelle DonnelyObjectified Woman 4 | Objectified Woman 4 |
 Alexandra Garrido(Dead) Objectified Woman 5 | (Dead) Objectified Woman 5 |
| AAaron BlandObjectified Woman 6 | Objectified Woman 6 |
| WWayne JutilaRich Lanchester | Rich Lanchester |