Overworked and looking for their next big break, warehouse workers Chuy and Julio go on a mission to find the next big adult starlets.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jesse JaneLa Cojedora | La Cojedora |
 Jenaveve JolieLa India María | La India María |
 Teagan PresleyLa Sucia | La Sucia |
 Evan StoneEl Loco | El Loco |
 Eric MastersonPedoman | Pedoman |
 Tommy GunnEl Chilón | El Chilón |
 Cody BangsEl Chino Rabioso | El Chino Rabioso |
| NNick P.El Mero Mero Culero | El Mero Mero Culero |
| PP. EdgarEl Mudo | El Mudo |
| VVal PacinoEl Gordis | El Gordis |