Conquistadork is the comic story of Stanley, a nerd who struggles with the ruthlessness of New York City dating culture, the abuse of drugs for sexual dysfunction, and the chauvinistic influences of his new found mentor, pick-up artist Vasco Guerrero.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| EEmanuele AncoriniVasco | Vasco |
 Stacy RockRuth | Ruth |
| TTiffany BakerCamilla | Camilla |
 Judilin BositaWinnie | Winnie |
| MMichael CitrinitiDr. Zawadski | Dr. Zawadski |
| SSteve ClackStanley | Stanley |