Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as some of the biggest names in entertainment serve up punches of their own to Hollywood's go-to action star. And with Roast Master Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the helm, nobody is leaving the dais unscathed.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joseph Gordon-LevittSelf - Host | Self - Host |
 Bruce WillisSelf | Self |
 Edward NortonSelf | Self |
 Demi MooreSelf | Self |
 Dennis RodmanSelf | Self |
 Nikki GlaserSelf | Self |
 Kevin PollakSelf | Self |
 Cybill ShepherdSelf | Self |
 Lil Rel HowerySelf | Self |
 Martha StewartSelf | Self |
 Jeff RossSelf | Self |
 Mackenzie DavisSelf - Audience Member | Self - Audience Member |
 Arturo CastroSelf - Audience Member | Self - Audience Member |
 Dulcé SloanSelf - Audience Member | Self - Audience Member |
 Dom IrreraSelf | Self |
 Seth GreenSelf - Audience Member (uncredited) | Self - Audience Member (uncredited) |
 David HasselhoffSelf - Audience Member (uncredited) | Self - Audience Member (uncredited) |
 Maggie QSelf - Audience Member (uncredited) | Self - Audience Member (uncredited) |
 Rumer WillisSelf - Audience Member | Self - Audience Member |