A Midwest college student eager to pay for his tuition at a prestigious acting program in New York City.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Celeste HolmGrandma GG | Grandma GG |
 Janet CarrollGrandma Clare | Grandma Clare |
 Suzy BrackAggie Alexshevitz | Aggie Alexshevitz |
 John RonaneProfessor McLaughlin | Professor McLaughlin |
| AAaron WarrTiddy Mama | Tiddy Mama |
 Jade SotomayorJade | Jade |
| SSteve ChristopherNot listed | Not listed |
| RRichard Pryor Jr.Ivanna Schtup | Ivanna Schtup |
 Derek NorthAllen Alexshevitz | Allen Alexshevitz |
| KKatharine LuckinbillZoe | Zoe |
 Malan BretonMr. Sebastian | Mr. Sebastian |
 Quentin EliasFrenchy | Frenchy |
| BBob HandeganNot listed | Not listed |
| TTonia L. CarrierNot listed | Not listed |
| SSkylar SpragueNot listed | Not listed |
| FFrank BasileNot listed | Not listed |
| JJohn RoellNot listed | Not listed |
| WWendy KaufmanMinnie | Minnie |
| DDouglas WilsonDean Travis | Dean Travis |
 Randy JonesRodger | Rodger |
 Kai GreeneMale Stripper 1 | Male Stripper 1 |