A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian O'HalloranDante | Dante |
 Jeff AndersonRandal | Randal |
 Rosario DawsonBecky | Becky |
 Jason MewesJay | Jay |
 Kevin SmithSilent Bob | Silent Bob |
 Jennifer Schwalbach SmithEmma | Emma |
 Ben AffleckGawking Guy | Gawking Guy |
 Trevor FehrmanElias | Elias |
 Scott MosierConcerned Father | Concerned Father |
 Jason LeeLance Dowds | Lance Dowds |
 Jake RichardsonTeen #1 | Teen #1 |
 Ethan SupleeTeen #2 | Teen #2 |
 Harley Quinn SmithKid in Window | Kid in Window |
 Kevin WeismanHobbit Lover | Hobbit Lover |
 Wanda SykesWife | Wife |
| ZZak KnutsonSexy Stud | Sexy Stud |
 Kevin Michael RichardsonCop | Cop |
 Walt FlanaganPack-o-Smokes Guy | Pack-o-Smokes Guy |
 EarthquakeHusband | Husband |
| GGrace SmithMilk Lady | Milk Lady |
 Ryan ThomasDancer | Dancer |
 Rebecca LinDancer | Dancer |
 Christopher MartinezDancer | Dancer |
 Tracy PhillipsDancer | Dancer |
| JJoel ManningDancer | Dancer |
| RRachel LarrattCounter Girl with Ear Guy | Counter Girl with Ear Guy |
| SShannon LarrattEar Guy | Ear Guy |
| SSarah AultCatholic Schoolgirl | Catholic Schoolgirl |
| LLalida SujjavasinCatholic Schoolgirl | Catholic Schoolgirl |
| GGail StanleyElias' Mom | Elias' Mom |