When he gets stood up on a date Scott grabs the nearest Classified Magazine and sends the viewer on a journey involving every kind of fantasy imaginable.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Scott BondNot listed | Not listed |
 Michael ParksNot listed | Not listed |
 Luc ColtonNot listed | Not listed |
 Michael AntonioNot listed | Not listed |
 Tony DaltonNot listed | Not listed |
 Rick StrattonNot listed | Not listed |
| RRandy ToroNot listed | Not listed |
 Zeff RyanNot listed | Not listed |
 Chris HartsNot listed | Not listed |